Beer? - Removable Patch
Occasionally, I Give A Damn - Removable Patch
RUB MY BUTT THEN YOU CAN PULL MY PORK! - Removable Patch
That's A Horrible Idea! What Time? - Removable Patch
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED - Removable Patch
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN -VODKA- - Removable Patch
Get Shit Done - Removable Patch
Sorry I'm Late. I Didn't Want To COME. - Removable Patch
SORRY I'M NOT LISTENING - Removable Patch
TEXAS FLAG - Removable Patch
IF YOU ARE AIN'T FIRST YOU'RE LAST - Removable Patch
HITTING HOLES AND CRUSHING SOULS- Removable Patch
I'M A BAD INFLUENCE BUT DAMN I'M FUN - Removable Patch
DRINK TILL YOU WANT ME- Removable Patch
Livin' the Dream - Removable Patch
TALK TEXAN TO ME - Removable Patch
SHUT UP LIVER YOU'RE FINE - Removable Patch
COME AND TAKE IT- Removable Patch
Texas Republic - Removable Patch
RIBERTARIAN LESS POLITICS MORE SMOKE - Removable Patch
I HAD MY PATIENCE TESTED it was negative - Removable Patch
Texas Flag with Paw - Removable Patch
US Flag with Fish- Removable Patch
Sunday Funday - Removable Patch